Phoney Boloney

Ok.. What is the deal with these prerecorded cell phone answering messages. "If you'd like to page this person please press 5". "If you'd like to leave a fax please press 7", really a fax. How many times on earth does that option get used, and where would I put the fax if I had 1 to send, in the USB port of my cell phone. This lady seems to think I have all the time in the world to listen to her babble on about the options I have, to leave my friend a message. I just want to leave my message, and move on. The craziest part of the message though is.... "When you are finished you can just hang up". Oh. thank you Queen Message Recording Woman for the permission to hang up when I'm done. I really would not have figured that out on my own after leaving the message. Do you ever think someone racked up 200 cell phone minutes wondering what to do after they left their message? What ever happen to the good 'ole self recorded message. Half the fun of that was re-recording your message
10-12 times to get it right.

Brian Regan

I went to the Bob Hope theater in Stockton last night to see Brian Regan. This guy is truly funny, his mannorisms, his delivery, this guy is GOOD. If you ever get a chance to see him, do it......

Wongs is Right

Possibly the best Chinese food I've ever had. Dave wongs in Stockton. I highly recommend it.
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Happy bithday to ME.....

Today I am 45 years old. Who's that talking. Oh it's me.... I was looking back at 45 years, I have whole lot to be greatfull for. A forgiving loving God that changed my life. My mom who raised three Lascano boys on her own. 2 great brothers who I love to hang out with. I have a beautiful wonderful wife of 26 years who is so many things to me including my best friend. 4 wonderfull, smart, funny children of whom I'm very proud. Sure, I'm getting old, but as time passes it just seems like I get more and more things in my life to be thankfull for, God is good.

Brotherly Love?????????

For some reason Chris my "brother" has taken off the link to my blog from his. I must somehow be less interesting to him than the speed of a secondhand on a watch, or him eating at the taco truck for the 7th time. It must be payback for all those things I did to him as a child.

They call him Flipper

Deanna and I just finished our second flip, it looks awesome. Here are some before and after shots of the house. We couldn't have done it without the help of my good friend and expert carpenter Jon Reeser. If you know anyone interested in purchasing a nice house in North Turlock give me a call.

Good things come in small packages.

It's official. As of this week I am the shortest male in my family. Lil' Chris (my youngest son) passed me up sometime in the last month. All my boys are over 6'1" now. It seems like just yesterday they were 10 lb. babies.

Woot

My son showed me a website the other day now I'm hooked on it, it's called Woot!.They search the internet for the best price on any one item and sell it all day.Today, after much window shopping I finally pulled the trigger and purchase Two 2 gigabyte mini SD cards for.............................$6.49. two SD cards for $6.49 are you outta your mind. Check it out.